A - If I’m in love. B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was. C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed. D - If I have a preference for boys or girls. E - How many holes I have in my ears. F - Give me any options, like ‘hot or cold?’ G - The last person I said ‘I love you’ to. H - The last person I hugged. I - The last time I felt jealous, and why. J - How old I am. K- What i hate. L - If I have siblings. M - If I forgive betrayal. N - If you want to know how I treat my friends. O - If I like my school. P - What kind of music I like. Q - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be. R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities. S - 2 habits. T- 5 things I love unconditionally. U - How many texts I send daily. V - 3 big dreams. W - An idol. X - If I’ve done something I regret very much. Y - If I like my town and why. Z - Ask any question you want.
No. Christian Grey is too cold and honestly only has one interest at heart. Hans CAN be cold, and he’s certainly kinky as fuck, but he is a man of ambition, as well as a total fucking dweeb. He’s not afraid to goof off and have fun, and he would never do something like idk, track down Anna’s phone to find her. He’s a manipulative bastard, yes, but he’s not batshit fuckin’ crazy. Also I don’t think Christian Grey could take on a fifty foot snowman and survive.
So nah, I know that trailer seemed like it could be spot on, but don’t every forget Love is an Open Door. That dork is still always inside of Hans somewhere.
any time yr talking about anything outside the realm of COD, energy drinks, or football, pause and giggle and say “oh, but sorry - you wouldn’t know anything about this, right? we can change the subject”
extension on #1: call him by the name of another boy w the same hair color as him. when he protests, laugh and act like he’s trying to trick u
"hold this." stop acknowledging him for the remainder of the encounter until it is time to collect you bag/purse/coat/etc
"sorry, what? i wasn’t listening" rinse and repeat
"Sometimes people forget that Lizzie was a tragic character like Lilly and Logan. She lived in an abusive household and also a rebel who loved her sisters but couldn’t do anything to get out of the situation. I wonder what happened to her now…"